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Business Lessons from the Sperm of the Human Male

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  Do you know what happens when a man submits his sperm for evaluation? It is selected and sieved like beans. There is this doctor I follow on TikTok and I saw her do this. Here is how it works: The Sperm will be poured on a flat surface and then magnified. You get to see each sperm cell as an individual, not a group. In this view, I saw the dead ones. She explained that they were dead because they were not moving. I saw the ones hanging on for life. They were shaking and dancing as reluctantly as a small child that was forced to the dance floor. The healthy ones were dancing like there was a price. These living ones were easy to spot because they were shaking up and down. Like they were trying to win "the best dancer". The action a batch of sperm takes helps in knowing if a man is solid or if he is just shooting blanks. If there are more dead sperm cells, the man needed treatment. If they were more dancing cells, the man was good to go and his sperm would be used for whateve

Why I shut down my Perfume business and how it can help you grow.

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I want to tell you about what happens when erosion meets you in a business, using myself as an example. I have been using agriculture as a foundation to show you why you should apply fertility to business, so I will still use it to give you this gist. In Agriculture, Erosion is something farmers experience that is usually beyond their control. Erosion means the gradual destruction or diminution of something. This is typically caused by wind, water and other natural agents that the farmer cannot control. In January 2021, I started my own fragrance business by myself after leaving the other one I was managing. I started well. Product, Experience from the past, sales knowledge, encouragement etc I was on the right track. My ads were converting, I was selling and I was doing really well. By month 3, I had done way better than I was doing in the other business I left.  I even sent out care packages to those who supported me as a way of saying thank you. By the first week of the fourth month

Why Fertilty Is Important In Business.

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Fertility is usually not a concept or a word used to talk about business. It is usually used in things people deem most important, e.g. Human reproduction & Agriculture Business provides money, and I think succeeding in business is just as significant as having children and growing food. If you have children, food and have a 9-5 job, that's cool. If you have children + food, and you don't have a 9-5, you'll need money to meet other aspects of their needs. If your business produces profits in trickles, you will not find the job or parenting very easy. Even if you are not married or have kids, you have other needs and responsibilities that you have to care for with the money that comes from your business. The opposite of Fertility is barrenness/emptiness/dryness. If a land is not fertile, it produces poor yields. Seeds planted in it will grow crops, but these crops will not be the kind that will attract buyers if they are sold in the market. Have you ever tried to buy fre

The Only Swimmer in Equatorial Guinea

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  We almost drowned. By We,I mean Myself & Eric the Eel Before I talk about myself, Let me tell you about Eric Moussambani In the year 2000, the olympics commitee wanted more “developing world countries to compete in the Olympics so they gave them something called a wild card. Equatorial Guinea got a wild card. Now his country decided to do a raffle draw (or something like that) for the olympics so they were like “Oya o, come and go to the Olympics in Australia, free of charge.Show up at so and so place and collect your ticket.” In the whole country, only 2 people showed up. And I will not lie, e shock me. Like you get a chance to travel out of the country to compete for free, you don’t even have to win, all you have to do is show up and yet, only one man came. I have been watching Tokyo2020 on TikTok and for the first time in my life I have serious NTB (Need to Belong), like I wish I was there. I don’t care if I lose, let me sha go. Let’s continue, so Eric showed up and they told